Book Review and Giveaway: Cat Truths and Dog Confessions

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Jelly Bean and I had our work cut out for us.

So which one would you rather be, a cat or a dog?

You’d think we’d rather be the cats we are, but Jelly Bean was very curious about these dog things. We found that indeed we would rather be cats because we are already superior, but that some things dogs do sound pretty fun and…a cat might use an electric toothbrush to clean his tongue.

Author Allia Zobel Nolan has done it again—twice—with a pair of brand new gift books in her usual quick and witty style and colorful, whimsical design: Dog Confessions: Shocking Tales Straight from the Doghouse and I’d Rather Be a Cat: the Official “Better Than Dogs” Cat Book.

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Two new gift books by author Allia Zobel Nolan.

Both pocket-sized books—easily carried for quick reference in discussions of dog and cat habits and virtues—feature delightfully detailed photos of cats and kittens and dogs and puppies in action, often in close-up so you can see the sincerity in their eyes, so we know these words came directly from them to Allia.

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Samples page from 'I'd Rather Be a Cat', from author's website.

And for the pure visual enjoyment of we human readers, each two-page spread is in a rich and bold color scheme to complement the animal depicted, so that turning each page leads to another to pause and enjoy the view as well as what the cats and dogs have to say. As a designer and artist I reveled in the design and visual pleasure of these two books as much as what the cats and dogs had to say.

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Jelly Bean is paws-free while easily turning pages with his nose.

Jelly Bean found the pages very easy to flip through using only his nose, very convenient for our animal friends who don’t have thumbs. If more books were this size, other animals would be able to read much easier.

And while JB might have seemed more interested in looking at the cats and dogs and reading their statements, he is an art cat and paused for extra study on certain pages. He especially liked the clear faces on all the animals as he could read their feelings much easier (though I noticed he paused longer on the pages that included food).

All in all, he found both the size and design to be very pleasing for a cat of his abilities and sensibilities.

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Dog Confessions: Shocking Tales Straight from the Doghouse, from author's website.

First, the dogs

Following the similarly-designed and eye-catching Cat Confessions: A Kitty Come Clean Tell All Book, Allia was asked to diligently research and write a similar book about dogs. What was a dyed-in-the-fur cat person to do? After all the “tweets, texts, e-mails and snail mail” from dogs all over the world “begging (which they do so well) me to let them to shake off the guilt of their secret indiscretions”, Allia agreed to let them confess and go on to live new lives as “good dogs”!

Happy to finally confess their sins in public, the 30 dogs in Dog Confessions freely tell of intentional misbehaviors such as knowingly eating things they should not have, trading money for treats and using mommy’s lipstick. But they also confess to sins of vanity, such as Harley Boy who gets a regular mani-pedi to keep in touch with his feminine side, and of Maurice the French spaniel who bleaches his moustache.

But they also confess to not indulging in things we all thought were typical dog behavior! “I’ve never told a soul this, but I don’t chase my tail.” Can you believe that? “I really hate begging…it’s so bourgeois.” No, it’s not entirely what you think, and you might actually find a few confessions that are, well, “cat-like”!

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I’d Rather Be a Cat: the Official “Better Than Dogs” Cat Book, from author's website.

Now for the cats

In Cat Confessions we discovered that even the things cats unapologetically confess to are clever and show superior intelligence and ability. I’d Rather Be a Cat confirms that cats are still unapologetic about anything they choose to do and they really are the quieter, more introspective species and much “purrrr-furrrrrr” it that way.

It’s true that “…when something’s considered unattractive, what do humans call it? You got it—a ‘dog.’ ” Yes, feline abilities are often used as analogies for speed, agility, cunning and dignity while dogs, well, you don’t see many new car models or national sports teams named after dogs. One could argue that the cats in question are usually big cats, not domestic felines, but a cat is a cat, and that’s that, right?

And anyone knows that, “Dogs are known for their annoying trait—barking. Cats are recognized for the sweetest sound on earth—purring.” Really, I’ve never heard that barking can help heal anything, but purring, cats have been proved to purr at a frequency that actually facilitates healing.

Some of the things cats have to say are truly profound as well. “Cats are intuitive thinkers. We weigh our options before we pounce, if, in fact, we pounce at all.”

The consensus: cat or dog?

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Perhaps the dog would share if he lived with Jelly Bean?

While we confirmed what we knew, that cats and dogs are clearly different, we also found endearing similarities such as an attraction to human food, and a propensity for simply being endearingly manipulative. And while Jelly Bean agreed with the feline sentiments, he found the dogs very interesting since he’s never met one in the fur and paid close attention to what they had to say, especially the pages where food was mentioned.

About Allia and where to find the books

Allia Zobel Nolan is an internationally-published, award-winning author of over 170 children’s and adult trade titles with close to three million books in print and a long career in publishing as well as a fellow member of the Cat Writers’ Association. For more information about Allia, visit her website or her blog. These books and others by Allia are available in print at bookstores and also on Amazon.com, Barnes & Noble and directly from the publisher.

Jelly Bean would also like you to know that he is, indeed, a child star in one of Allia’s books, the afore-mentioned Cat Confessions. Read about that in an earlier book review.

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The choice is surprisingly difficult.

So what is your vote?

I have a copy of each of these books, only reviewed by myself and Jelly Bean as you see in the photos, that I’d love to give away to one of my readers. Please comment on this post with your vote, “cat” or “dog”, to be entered in the drawing, and feel free to vote for both books! You have from today, March 10, 2012 to next Saturday, March 17, 2012, to cast your vote.

I’ll write your name on a scrap of paper, toss them all in the air and let them land, and whichever one Jelly Bean sits on is the winner. No, probably I’ll be a little more scientific than that, but the drawing will no doubt involve little scraps of paper and Jelly Bean and even a few other members of my feline household.

I was provided review copies of these two books by the publisher and know the author personally, though Jelly Bean has never met her.

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  • March 18, 2012 at 8:23 pm
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    Just found this enchanting place via KentButler’s Facebook page — have no idea how I got here, but my 6 beloved felines & I are thrilled!! I realize I’m too late to enter , but if I’d been a day earlier, I’d have voted fir a cat book (duh)), and if I’d been lucky enough to win, probably have given it to one of my many cat-adoring friends & family (after the furkids & I had read it first!!).

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    • March 18, 2012 at 8:44 pm
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      Holly, welcome! Keep in touch with Kent’s Facebook page because he cross-posts all the book reviews and giveaways. And I just did the drawing–had to run and get a neighbor. Sorry!

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  • March 18, 2012 at 12:30 pm
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    If it isn’t too late, I would love the cat book because I am a cat person! I am getting to know my friend’s 2 pit bulls and I also love dogs; I just don’t have any living with me as my cats won’t allow it! So I would love one of each book.

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    • March 18, 2012 at 1:20 pm
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      You’re fine, Karen, thanks for clicking through. One entry for each book!

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  • March 13, 2012 at 6:48 pm
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    Both. Used to be dog, as I grew up w them, but adopted stray, SmokeyLish, last fall, and he is Prince of our house!!

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    • March 14, 2012 at 11:07 am
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      Now there’s a good story! I had actually wanted to adopt a dog more than one, but my schedule would be really difficult for a dog. Congratulations on finding SmokeyLish!

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  • March 13, 2012 at 4:57 pm
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    Cat.. Definitely a cat!!! It would be puuuuuurfect! 🙂

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  • March 13, 2012 at 4:52 pm
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    I love this concept! My calico, Calliope, would love to be able to have some reading time with me that isn’t in front of the computer.

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    • March 14, 2012 at 11:09 am
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      And Calliope would have the perfect book to practice with. She’d love the pictures!

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    • March 14, 2012 at 11:09 am
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      Aha, I knew there had to be a house with both dog and cat votes!

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  • March 13, 2012 at 4:29 pm
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    For my husband… dogs!!

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  • March 13, 2012 at 4:29 pm
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    For me… cats!

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  • March 12, 2012 at 11:16 am
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    What a truly lovely review. Jelly Bean is gorgeous as well as literate. I have a TV watcher but no readers in my household of three beautiful cats. I vote feline.

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    • March 12, 2012 at 7:49 pm
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      Kim, I really think he just looks at the pictures–he’s not at all interested in books that don’t have any! Thanks for your vote!

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  • March 11, 2012 at 5:01 pm
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    I’m a cat person but I want a dog book. Then my cats, Tommie, Ms. Grace Lillian, and Mickey Mouser, and I can laugh at them all. Allia is the best!

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    • March 12, 2012 at 7:50 pm
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      Yay, a vote for dogs! Yes, Allia knows how to do this! Thanks.

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  • March 11, 2012 at 2:50 pm
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    Looking at everyone’s comments I may need to award a second copy for most creative entry!

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  • March 11, 2012 at 2:49 pm
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    Only kitty comments?! Not one goggie? Well, we might have guessed that. We also have six more days!

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  • March 11, 2012 at 12:51 pm
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    MacKenzie, Molly, Angus, Donal and Bayla Brandon Bailey ALL insist I vote FELINE (as if there were ever any doubt). Molly is still miffed that she’s considered “geriatric” and gets even by blocking the screen every day when I visit The Creative Cat. The rest of her time is spent chasing the boys, snitching food from Kenz, and emphasizing why cats rule and dogs drool….

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    • March 12, 2012 at 7:51 pm
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      Some kitties don’t know how old they are supposed to act! And that’s a good thing. We’ll consider you for the feline vote, even though Molly blocks your view, because we know we have a few half-siblings in your household.

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  • March 11, 2012 at 10:15 am
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    A book about cats?
    What’s better that that?
    Please enter me,
    For a book for free
    Most certainly
    Would make me say SQUEEEEE!!!!!

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    • March 12, 2012 at 7:52 pm
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      Sherry, you wax poetic! Were you singing too! If Jelly Bean chooses you I may make you sing it before you get your book!

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  • March 10, 2012 at 1:28 pm
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    Let’s see, CAT, CAT, CAT….no, wait a minute…DOG, DOG, DOG….no, that’s not right…..FISH, FISH, FISH.

    Oh, what am I doing?

    I can’t win the books. I wrote ’em…AND BOY, WHAT A GREAT REVIEW!!!! Do you rent out your babies for photo shoots? They are, like, so photogenic. But then, you’ve traine them well.

    Anyway, I must go tweet this and FB this and LinkedIn this, and put on my kittyliterate blog. Such a great review….I’m speechless, (and for me, that’s something!)

    MY MOTHER THANKS YOU, MY FATHER THANKS YOU, AND I THANK YOU…SO DOES ANGELA, MACDUFF, and SINEADY CAT THE FRAIDY CAT,

    Thanks again, B…..

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    • March 12, 2012 at 7:54 pm
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      Fish? Did someone say fish? We’ll take the book about FISH! Thanks for sharing. Bean’s stardom spreads. I just let him do what he wants, and he’s a natural model.

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  • March 10, 2012 at 12:52 pm
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    Of course cats! Love the review!!!

    Laurie and the “Girls”

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  • March 10, 2012 at 11:43 am
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    Paws down…It’s the CAT book! Please enter me in the drawing. I enjoy reading anthing and everything about those furbabies. Thank you!

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    • March 12, 2012 at 7:55 pm
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      Thanks, Linda–you won’t be disappointed if JB chooses you!

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  • March 10, 2012 at 11:25 am
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    Love your Jelly Bean pictures.
    My philosophy regarding cats or dogs: let there be no doubt… cats rule!

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    • March 12, 2012 at 7:56 pm
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      Cats certainly rule around here! We’ll toss Bowie’s little hat in the ring!

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  • March 10, 2012 at 11:19 am
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    Definitely cat. =^..^=

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    • March 12, 2012 at 7:57 pm
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      Now you have a little graphic in yours! I love all this creativity! Cats it is.

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    • March 12, 2012 at 7:57 pm
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      Rachel, I’d have to talk to your parents if you voted any other way.

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  • March 10, 2012 at 10:48 am
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    Oh Pleeeeeaze !!!! Cat of course !!!! (I have three) I also have a dog and love her very much but I’d be first in line to live a “Kitty life”

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